First, I will post the overall rules, and then I will post the specifics about this week.
Original rules, as stated by Ubertuna:
It must fit the week's theme. It must be submitted by the deadline. It cannot have inappropriate language in it. It cannot be stolen (if you plagiarize, we will find you).
Also:
The poem must be created for this contest A user cannot win two weeks in a row (though everyone is welcome to submit every week!) Only one submission per user will be accepted
As we all know, the winner will recieve a merit, and their poem will be featured on the _Poetry_ page.
OK, on to this week's topic...Again, we are having a style instead of a theme. Also, this week we are having TWO WEEKS to do it, instead of the usual one. Why? Because this will be an EPIC poem. Or, rather, a parody of an epic poem. Generally, epic poetry is very long, and tells the serious story of a heroic figure. Well, this week, the epic figure is YOU! Write a long poem (I'll leave the definition of 'long' up to you, but give it a good go) about the heroic story of you! It can be silly, serious, whatever... just have fun with it. You have two weeks, so have a great time!
Strop: Oh, whoops, my bad. Everyone knows being a mod automatically grants you the ability to turn crap into gold and a free sample of the elixir of immortality.
I was thinking of doing a similar herbal theme like that, Gantic, but I decided I didn't want to flirt with breaking the rules. Nice punnery by the way.
Wow, Gantic, I wish I understood what all those plants are! D: But there are way too many for my lazy self to look it up, so I guess I'll just need to wonder...
I was thinking of doing a similar herbal theme like that, Gantic, but I decided I didn't want to flirt with breaking the rules. Nice punnery by the way.
I've got nothing to lose. unless they disqualify me from the next one...
Wow, Gantic, I wish I understood what all those plants are! D: But there are way too many for my lazy self to look it up, so I guess I'll just need to wonder... Nice twist on the theme, though.
Most of them are common herbs, except for maybe lovage, woodruff, and sorrel.
Breathe (No that is not the answer to this riddle)
It is what you are right now As you sit here reading this Breath in breath out With out that you wouldnt be this
As you sing, as you look around As you do everything you are.. Dont rush things, smell the roses Cause you cant be this for ever Breath in Breath out With out that you wouldnt be this
Yes everyone has this for a while And well its there you control it But once it is gone You cant get it back Breath in Breath out With out that you wouldnt be this
Not every one of these is good But weather it is..is up to you Breathe in Breathe out With out that you wouldnt be this
Take the time to think Take the time to look around Take the time to see what is invisable Cause most everyone will regret something about it. Breath in Breath out With out that you wouldnt be this.
Breath in Breath out With out that you wouldnt be this.