First, I will post the overall rules, and then I will post the specifics about this week.
Original rules, as stated by Ubertuna:
It must fit the week's theme. It must be submitted by the deadline. It cannot have inappropriate language in it. It cannot be stolen (if you plagiarize, we will find you).
Also:
The poem must be created for this contest A user cannot win two weeks in a row (though everyone is welcome to submit every week!) Only one submission per user will be accepted
As we all know, the winner will recieve a merit, and their poem will be featured on the _Poetry_ page.
OK, on to this week's topic...Again, we are having a style instead of a theme. Also, this week we are having TWO WEEKS to do it, instead of the usual one. Why? Because this will be an EPIC poem. Or, rather, a parody of an epic poem. Generally, epic poetry is very long, and tells the serious story of a heroic figure. Well, this week, the epic figure is YOU! Write a long poem (I'll leave the definition of 'long' up to you, but give it a good go) about the heroic story of you! It can be silly, serious, whatever... just have fun with it. You have two weeks, so have a great time!
*wonders if I should try* *looks at poem abilities*
It's hard to be a moderator Don't you think Having people conversating Before you blink A thousand comments just for you People having problems Now what do you do
Being stressed sleeping late Should have guessed it is fate like that time you know when You were more than a friend
All alone at day Wathcing the hours go by Contact rejected No one calling but I But what you wished for became the Truth I just hope You have nothing to lose...
I once knew a good lass, a Dane, She was smart, and made use of her brain, So they gave her a mop Like Tuna and Strop On AG, Zophia's the name.
First she tried out her shiny padlock On a spammy thread filled with dumb crock That new lock she snapped All discussion was capped It was time now to deal with the sock.
The sock was quite boisterous and rude While he roamed, much mayhem ensued, Came Zoph with the hammer, Threw him into the slammer, That sock was royally screwed.
It was time for the gift of the merit What user would be first to share it? She found a nice comment And left them a present Could be you, if you take time to prepare it.
Zophia, she sets us a-dazzle Helps us when we're up in a frazzle But one thing I inquire Between Princess and Squire, What's the difference 'twixt furries and mazzelh?
An anthro mazzelh can be defined as a furry, and normal mazzelh can be classified as anthropomorphous animals, though they do not se their ability to speak as a human trait.
*WAIT JUST A SEC UBERTUNA!! I AM GOING TO GET THAT FAIL PRIZE (DEVILISH LAUGH)*
uhmmmm i got nothing.... i will think of it later....
so........
Insomia Zophia posted in he community She like to ask for some immunity Can't sleep from insomia she had But milk and cookies she doesn't have
She ask for advice and truly we saved Everybody helps from every corners made We told what to do, We told her what to get All of this things she must not forget
She stared in a computer long enough to cry Her eyes are like waterfalls waiting to dry I told just to focus and then bwalah! She must be asleep by now and it mades me proud!
She do alots of arts and alots of dragons so that she must be tired of all the motions She roams around her house everyday but now it is snowing she mus stay
This the last stanza for i musk rake Hope she had been sleeping for goodness sake She will be more busy! She is a MOD! But it is time! i must sign off!
You got the fail prize last week. Kingryan is the only user allowed to win fail prizes for more than one week in a row, and that's cause he's speshul :P
