Through out your best jokes! anybody can do it, just here are the rules- NO PROFANITY NO RACISM NOTHING THAT WOULD HURT OTHER USERS AND NO HATEFUL JOKES ....unless they're about the jonas brothers.
A girl is in CCD class and she falls asleep. After the girl falls asleep, the teacher starts asking questions. Her first question was, "Who created Earth?"the teacher asked. The boy behind her pokes the girl in the rear with a sharp pencil & she screams, "God Almighty!" and falls back asleep. The teacher then asks, "Who died on the cross for us?" The boy pokes the girl in the rear again with a sharp pencil and she yells, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher then asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after their forty-seventh child?" The boy pokes her with his pencil once again, and this time she screams" If you stick that thing in me one more time Iâm gonna break it!
Either Ireland is really weird, or I don't get the joke. But by the looks of it, it seems to be insulting Irish people. Which leads to controversy with Crazynaitor. =O
Nah. The guy who told me the joke was Irish himself. The nationalities are interchangeable. Its just that the English and Scottish patron saints have easier names to remember.
The joke is that they both named them after their patron saints days and the irish guy named his son after pancake day. You know shrove tuesday? Its a religious thing. Anyway most people i know got it. Maybye it doesnt carry well over the internet.
The Chinese on the news were found digging for telephone wires 500 feet deep. "Our ancestors used telephones, and we dug up the wires that are old!" They said
The Americans on the news were found digging for telephone wires 1000 feet into the earth. "Our ancestors used telephones!"
The Spanish were on the news digging for telephone wires 1500 feet deep. "Our ancestors also used telephones!"
Then, the Pakistanis were found digging 200000 feet into the Earth. "Our ancestors used cell phones!"
