This is a spin-off of the original GFX Art Battle, but with some updated rules and changes. Please make sure to read the rules before entering, since they have been modified. Good luck, we look forward to seeing some creative artistic entries!
Competition Rules 1. Must be hand drawn, either on paper or in a program. It can then be manipulated in an graphics program. But unoriginal artwork cannot be used as the main focus. Copyrighted images cannot be used. All pieces containing copyrighted images will be disqualified. 2. Submissions must follow the current theme that has been chosen by a moderator for that week. If you submit more than one piece, please clarify which one you would like to be judged. 3. If your image is larger than 600 pixels wide, please provide a link to the image instead of posting it in the forum. Otherwise, the image will be cut off. 4. Artists cannot win in subsequent weeks. You can still submit, but if you won the week before, you cannot get first place again the next week. 5. After the deadline, a moderator will pick the winner, and they will be awarded a 25 AP award.
We all know you secretly told your hairdresser to basically shave your head in order to have a better disguise from your enemies.
The dialog went like this...
Me: Hey, I need to go to a secret miss- I mean party tonight, so could I have something neat and tidy?
Hairdresser (thick Sicilian accent): How you like it? Short back sides and top? Just short back and side? Short on top too?
Me: Uhmmm...how about a number...3?
Hairdresser: All over? Same length on top?
Me (to myself): Well, I wouldn't want the top too long as it gets unruly and looks horrible...(to hairdresser) Yeah, okay.
I sit there thinking I've talked my way into getting a haircut made of pure win. Then the hairdresser grabs the clippers and drags it over the top of my dome. BZZZZZZZZZT!
Ehhehhehheeh.... I really need to sleep more than four hours a night. And I think I was frustrated about the fact that people do not care about my art. But anyway. And a looooooooooooong time untill the winner is chosen...
I sit there thinking I've talked my way into getting a haircut made of pure win. Then the hairdresser grabs the clippers and drags it over the top of my dome. BZZZZZZZZZT!
=O ...do not want?
Gosh. I would have back-flipped right out of that chair and did a triple 360 front flip roundhouse kick right to the face of that evil hairkiller. HOW DARE HE! Now him hes as crazy as a cat with a watermelon on its head.
Let this be a lesson to you all! Hairdressers are all really bandits who have a license to handle potentially lethal implements in disturbingly close proximity to your head and vital points! Always, always be on your guard.
And never bargain with a man who has a razorblade held to your neck >
Let this be a lesson to you all! Hairdressers are all really bandits who have a license to handle potentially lethal implements in disturbingly close proximity to your head and vital points! Always, always be on your guard.
And never bargain with a man who has a razorblade held to your neck >
Oh you masterful ninja. The ways of hairdressing have never been so exposed. I am but a youngling in the world of stuff and etc. *bows down to the game*
Nice Thoad it looks great but I think you should erase the word Poof for some reason but still good.
lol, it's name is *POOF* and I like it there because he has the magical ability to happily *poof* out of nowhere with possible fireworks. . . . .I just need to figure out how to do hair placement because I had the idea that *POOF* *poof*ing on a emo's head in The EVILCandlyland, which is my current W.I.P.
15 minutes later than my designated time...not too bad.
I shall start judging immediately. I may get held up but rest assured you'll get your judgment! Especially you, kingryan...especially you...
p.s.
Gosh. I would have back-flipped right out of that chair and did a triple 360 front flip roundhouse kick right to the face of that evil hairkiller. HOW DARE HE!
I believe it went something like this:
The Japanese was generated using a translator...I was hoping for "Chuck Norris kick" but had to settle for "ultimate kick" instead.