"we drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp, I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies, I'm flippin burgers you at kinkos straight flippin copies."
7.314/10 well it is very informative and says lots about you very well organised as well.
"Friday, I was in a bookstore and I started talking to a French looking girl. She was a bilingual illiterate -- she couldn't read in two different languages."
Very funny if random. Nice info as well (good taste in music- Queen are ok and the Ramones rock) 9.314/10
"I went into a clothes store the other day and a salesman walked up to me and said, "Can I help you?" And I said "Yeah, do you got anything I like?" He said, "What do you mean do we have anything you like?" I said, "You started this.""