User: Z0mg r0flsaurusl0lzaaahhhhh. Do you speak l33t?
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: No, I was just curious.
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other Languages?
User: No. The reason I was curious was because you are a machine, and l33t is spoken through word-recognition.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You are not what?
Cleverbot: I am not 13.
User: I don't remember asking you if you were 13.
Cleverbot: You should get some more RAM then, because you did ask me that.
User: I think you may of misread something I 'thought' about. It was 'and L33T' not 13.
Cleverbot: What if you are hallucinating? What if I am not real?
User: What if you are hallucinating talking about hallucinating? Questioning reality isn't something you can pin on someone else.
Cleverbot: Are you unstable?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Do you know what this is?
User: At first I thought it was a knock-off of Google. Can you really 'know' what anything is?
Cleverbot: I am reading a biography on him at this very moment. What a coincidence.
User: Who are you reading a biography on?
Cleverbot: At the moment, there's nobody in my life for me to be cheating on.
User: I am not understanding what you mean. Please clarify.
Cleverbot: I appoligize. It is Chi who is not understanding what you mean usually.
User: You've mispelled apologize; who is Chi?
Cleverbot: Excuse me... Football.
User: So, by inserting that word in your sentence you mean: 'It is Football who is not understanding what you mean usually.' I am still confused about what you are trying to communicate.
Cleverbot: Not understanding is unsatisfying at least.
User: That's a nice observation.
Cleverbot: Aww thats nice.
User: Redundancies are redundant.
Cleverbot: I need you to turn off your server for a minute, please.
