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TheWarTank33
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UH OH!
WEEK TWO OF RQOTW!
Here's this week's situation:

After a series of wierd alien attacks, u are the last human being on Earth. There are 3 amazing things about the attacks:

1. Every building and item on Earth is undamaged.

2. The attacks occured 13 seconds after a crazy scientist invented a machine that will clone people.

3. There are two Aliens on Earth that missed their ship and their ship is never coming back 4 them. Did I mention the aliens want to kill u?...If not then the aliens want to kill u.

What would u do? (there are no choices for this question unlike last week, so feel free to make up whatever u want!)

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xKiernanx
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I would clone the aliens then eat thems for my din dins.

notaguitarhero
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I'm gonna go all scanners on the Aliens.
(Go all "Your head esplode!&quot
Then I would clone myself just to see if I would get on my own nerves, then I would go all UFC on me.
Win the fight and re-clone myself and pull the whole "Most dangerous Game" story except I wouldn't die. And with the buildings..I would go around looting them.

d0m1nated14
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I will go find that cloner, clone myself A LOT, get all the stuff that I can find to wage war against the aliens on the other planet, and I will rule the universe!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

cool9654
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I would get a sniper and hide a building and blow there brains out.

DragonMistress
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Hmm.

I think I would clone myself at least ten or so times, so I would outnumber them. I'd try to convince them to befriend me, or at least tie them up and try to reason with them. Then again, if there are only two of them and one of me, what are the chances they'd find me?

I probably wouldn't stick around too long though, if I was all alone there'd be no point in living. </emo>

ManUtd4life096
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I would clone my self 19 times, make the Aliens the goalkeepers, and then play a 11 V 11 Soccer match. I'd need some referees though...

Anyway, like DM said, what are the chances they'll find you? The Earth has a diameter of over 12000 Miles.

TheWarTank33
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meh they're aliens, there's a cloning machine, everything on Earth is yours, and ur alone...for the most part u make up the rest. I thought it'd be a bit different from last week's question where I made up the choices.

gman1000
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I would not clone myself. That, in my opinion, is not ethical.

Instead, I would clone as many tanks, helicopters, submarines, etc as I could get my hands on. I would then make a robot, and clone that robot. The robot would have AI. I would then put the robots in all of the tanks, planes, etc. and have them destroy the aliens.

bez120
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how do u get armor points

TheWarTank33
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how do u get armor points

wow...talk about hopelessly confused...this is my RANDOOM QUESTION OF THE WEEK numero dos thread...a question like that should be in the newcomers section...

Cholokid
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I would clone myself 1029 times, then get an unmatchable tattoo. Become the dictator of my nation. Have all my clones get cloned 94390 times. Then create a Bio-Nuclear war chemically enhanced to make every single organism turn into pie. Then I would eat the pie and move on to the next galaxy.

kevin44
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I would capture the two aliens, clone them a million times, then take the technology from the cloning machine and create another machine that could combine the alien clones with humans. Then I would rule the world with a race of alien-humans!

ialwayswin
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I would find as much weapons as I can, like 1000000's and then clone myself 100 times, kill the aliens, then kill my clones..then just go wild. Oh and I would clone dead bodies hoping they would come back to life but only after I had my fun!

kevin44
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...but only after I had my fun!


What fun could you have if you are the only person alive on earth? That just seems really depressing to me...
Darckcrow
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i would clone myself, and clone my clones and clone my clone's clones, and so on. after that, i would go and kill one, then have my clones caputure one alive to try to make peace with them. if no peace, just kill it. then play some huge WoW/ halo/ brawl/ cod4 games. XD
if peace, then i would just travel the stars with them, looking for more human life. that way, i could reproduce and keep our species alive.
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