Police Officer: Hey, that's against the law! stepping on a the grass, you're coming with me.
Peter: Uh, uh, uh, can't touch me! Can't touch me! Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.
points to MC Hammer and then graffitis on a wall "Petoria 4-Ever"
Peter: I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street! I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat! Can't touch me! Can't touch me!
Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter dancing: Can't touch me!
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Peter: STOP! Peter Time! I'm a big shot! There's no doubt! Light a fire then pee it out! Don't like it, kiss my rump! Just for a minute let's all do the bump.
Everybody does the bump
Peter: Can't touch me, Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump! Can't touch me! I'm Presidential Peter! Interns think I'm hot! Don't care if you're handicapped! I'll still park in your spot! Ties Joe to a back of the truck with chains I've been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay! It's Peter, Go Peter, MC Peter, Yo Peter! Let's see Regis rap this way! Can't touch me!
The song ends. A police officer is writing a ticket.
