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the_manta
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just some newspaper typos i made up. if you have any, post them here.
can you try to figure out what they mean?

kicking babies considered healthy

tests show: 20% of test subjects are illitaret.

Lebanon will try bombing suspects


got any more?

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Lige
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This just in: the_manta eats maggots off of dead raccoons on the side of the road.

Kanos
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âPanda Mating Fails; Veterinarian takes overâ

âMiners Refuse To Work After Deathâ

âEnfield, London, Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicideâ

âMan Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Chargesâ

âSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Saysâ

âIs There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?â

âLocal High School Dropouts Cut In Halfâ

âHospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctorsâ

âIf Strike Isnât Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhileâ

âTyphoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Deadâ

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