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Nergyl Golden Age:
A Nergyl history report by: Nolan âthoadthetoadâ G.
The Nergyls, from the people who know them, I bring their history. The Nergyl had a passion during the Golden Age. The Nergyl were a happy race. The Nergyl made a HUGE mistake when they started to use space travel. The Golden Age was the happiest time of the Nergyl race.
During the Golden Age, the Nergyl race was not heartless. They had a passion, and were a loving race. They had more love toward brothers than humans do today. Often times, Nergyl people had somewhere near 3 children, sometimes more. Each Nergyl liked each other in some type of way, and most of them were pure of heart. They loved, they lost, and the Nergyl was, at one point, very creative and artistic. They made sculptures as high as the fabled mount Olympus, and artwork that was as beautiful as the Garden of Eden. Even though the Nergyl had made the most magnificent of art, they were still monsters to human eyes. The Nergyl were loving, but gory, slimy, and menacing. They had odd jaws and sudden limbs, it seemed that each Nergyl was dipped into a working blender, spat back out, and continued living. They were somewhat amorphic, with all their different body shapes and bodies. That however didnât stop them from being happy.
The Nergyl race was the happiest race in the universe. They had all they could ever want: companions, no pollution, love, and no war; it was a utopia! The buildings shined with a beautiful green glow, and their plants may have smelled a little bad, but they tasted godly. The Nergyl just about always had a smile on their face, and were never sad. They never cried, they never had a war, and only a couple Nergyl had ever had a fight in their life. Brothers were arm to arm, and they accomplished any goal with teamwork. The happiness of the Nergyl was astounding! One Nergyl, Ik Tu Orataga, said that his village was able to crush an entire invasion force just by using peace. How? Well, Ik said that their heads exploded. Ik is probably one of the only good Nergyl after meeting the Fallen.
When the Nergyl met the Fallen, it was probably one of the most horrible things to ever happen to the Nergyl race. The Nergyl went into space exploration technology, to gain knowledge. They gained a lot of knowledge from the programs. They found two other races: the Fallen and the Humans. After further study, the Nergyl found that when a Fallen died, a Human was born. The Nergyl was fascinated about this, but only for a little while. They later noticed that the Fallen were almost the exact opposite of the Nergyl race. The Fallen were always sad, and serious. They had little to none artistic talent, and their building hung in an odd smog. The Nergyls noticed that the Humans were in between happiness and sadness. So the Nergyl thought, âIf the Fallen are always sad, we should make them happy!â. The Nergyl thought that there was a resurrection circle, called the Biridlium (bur-rid-lium) Nipto (nip-toe), which meant that if a Fallen died, it would be immediately be reborn as a Human, and when a human died, it would be reborn as a Nergyl, and when a Nergyl died, it would be reborn as a Fallen. This circle of life would go round and round and round. There would be no optional heaven, and no optional hell. According to the Nergyl Religion, the Prophecy of the Biridlium Nipto, being a Fallen would be like hell, due to it being so sad. The Heaven of the religion would be the existence of a Nergyl. Then, being a human would be in limbo, not quite happy, and not quite sad. The Nergyl started to ponder, âHow could we make the Fallen happy? Weâve tried everything, even the finest gifts!â Thatâs when it hit them, âIf a Fallen is reborn as a Human, which is happier than a Fallen, wouldnât that make them happier?â Thus, the Nergyl wars had started.
The Nergyl wars were a dark time, and the Human race could barely survive through it. The âOuter Forceâ of which we call god, to any religion, didnât intend for this to happen when it created the Biridlium Nipto. As a result, he took away the Nergyl favorite thing. They took their passion at the very first Nergyl to Fallen battle. The Nergyl are now a deadly, heartless, and crude race. Sadly, due to the Biridlium Nipto, they will never die. With all the information of the Golden Age of the Nergyl, you canât possibly say that the Nergyl Wars was better. Iâm pretty sure just about everyone can reason this one statement, and this statement only; the Golden Age was the best time of the Nergyl.
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I really busted my arse making this, hope you like it =P