Once upon a time, there was a Big Bang. 12,8 bilion years after, my story begins. The time was always perpetual change, death and decay. Sometimes, the time is uncoordinate due to unknown reasons. One of the unknown reasons that we know is a boy called Vaginus. We don't know how do we know this, but he can manipulate time. Let's join him in an exciting journey to a mizerable death. Whe begin our journey in the Math class, where Vaginus tries painting dragons for the Phisics test. The teacher throws him into the window with an uppercut for being too alive. In the moment vaginus touches the carton on the window frame, something strange happened: one of his classmates, Peacenlove, commited suicide. After that, something less stranger happened: everything surrounding vaginus became 1000 years older. The roof felt on Vaginus, giving him the mizerable dead he wanted. Hearing the news, his parrents organised a party in a disco. In the middle of the party, Vaginus appeared , looking 50 years younger(he had 51 years). His parrents eviscerated him and made a delicious steak from his baby meat. Everyone was happy.
