One time, I was in costa rica, and my brother buried me, and then he put a bunch of hermit crabs all over me, and then sat on me so that I couldn't get up. It wasn't such a fun experience.
i have 3 of them that have all been alive for almost 4 years now.... probably because i don't feed them every day as advised, because they ate themselves to death the first time... so i feed them every 2 days or so.