The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
I see you are the lone defender of the hill. I am planning something special for you. In the meantime I send in more super soldiers and troops to station themselves a good distance away from the hill. I then, send in stronger clones of alt from multiple directions to tire him out. I also call in reinforcements from my home planet.
Current Wall hp: 45,035 Decoy wall 2 hp: 4,500 Notes from Rubbery: ablu, if you want to help/take over, just do so, no need to tell me Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, Me, and Alt (with sword, vest, and an imitation of the hat Link typically wears and he has a max of 60 hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor), in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 20% less damage Dead: miguelin11 (127) Near Dead/other: Stage: On a remote planet called Tartarus, all of mankind is there. Several clones of knight_34 are defending the wall, and 1 clone of alt...
In classic mythology, below Heaven, Earth, and Pontus is Tartarus, or Tartaros (Greek äì��ñ�ÿ�, deep place). It is a deep, gloomy place, a pit, or an abyss used as a dungeon of torment and suffering that resides beneath the underworld. In the Gorgias, Plato (c. 400 BC) wrote that souls were judged after death and those who received punishment were sent to Tartarus. As a place of punishment, it can be considered a hell. The classic Hades, on the other hand, is more similar to Old Testament Sheol. Like other primal entities (such as the earth and time), Tartarus is also a primordial force or deity.
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I call in an artillery barrage that can deal a maximum of 8999 damage =P
It deals 160 damage, since your range is way off...
I recover after a while, though I am confined to a wheelchair. In my secret lair I gather together twenty commanders who will lead my attacks until I am able to attack myself. I send Commander XX with an assault force. I continously pour onslaught onto the decoy wall for days until it collapses. Then I send a bomber to damage the wall.
I use my spin attack to destroy the artillery shells, then I use the extra kinetic energy to kill Commmander XX.
Too late, and spin attacks don't destroy artilery shells no matter how hard core you are :P Commander 1 dead
I then send in an army of recruits armed with sub machine guns and acid bombs to injure the wall. The attack deals 50 damage each day. The attack lasts for a week until the clones are finally able to finish off the attack force.
Attacks like this fail, no explaination needed.
with bloody murderous rage in my eyes I attack whoever blocked my artillery barrage =P holding a kitchen knife and a spoon. xD
I kill you with a spork (you are dead)
I manage to clone alt and produce effective soldiers to fight alt. They manage to injure him and slow him down quite a bit. Meanwhile I join miguelin11 call nuclear artillery barrages at the wall. The damage dealt is unknown.
Whole attack fails, the nuclear barrage doesn't even happen, and the alt clones rebel, but only one alt clone loyal to the wall survives.
I then, send in stronger clones of alt from multiple directions to tire him out
then then realize they have no reason to destroy something that hasn't done anything to them, so they lay down their arms and surrender.
*Gasp* You know of the spork! Please, go to the Cult of George thread in the Tavern, and read of the justice of the spork! ------------- With my triumph, I sip some LonLon milk, then heal the wall with a fairy from one of my empty bottles!
I retreat back to where I came from, along with my army. Then, I send a mercenary to do my bidding while I sit down and watch. He hires some thugs and they send car bombs into the wall.
I then again, send the mercenary in a truck filled with laser pistol armed thugs. They begin shooting at the wall. Then a few of them run towards the wall and throw acid bombs.
Current Wall hp: 45,500 Decoy wall 2 hp: 3,800 Notes from Rubbery: ablu, if you want to help/take over, just do so, no need to tell me Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, Me, and Alt (with sword, vest, and an imitation of the hat Link typically wears and he has a max of 60 hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor), in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 20% less damage Dead: Near Dead/other: miguelin11 Stage: On a remote planet called Tartarus, all of mankind is there. Several clones of knight_34 are defending the wall, and 1 clone of alt...
*Gasp* You know of the spork! Please, go to the Cult of George thread in the Tavern, and read of the justice of the spork! ------------- With my triumph, I sip some LonLon milk, then heal the wall with a fairy from one of my empty bottles!
Wall + 500 hp, you are fully healed.
I retreat back to where I came from, along with my army. Then, I send a mercenary to do my bidding while I sit down and watch. He hires some thugs and they send car bombs into the wall.
Decoy wall -500 hp.
I live! that was quick =P I randomly walked around and luckily found some RPG and ammo I then target it's defenders then the WALL oh and if they dodge it I run towards them with nothing but superglue and a bomb
-200 hp to the decoy wall, since you fail with an RPG
I then again, send the mercenary in a truck filled with laser pistol armed thugs. They begin shooting at the wall. Then a few of them run towards the wall and throw acid bombs.
Your clones mercilessly mow your men down, -35 hp to the wall.
I support knight by throwing random thing I found inside a vault filled with bombs!
you get nearly killed in the rout of knight_34s men.
Current Wall hp: 45,500 Decoy wall 2 hp: 3,800 Notes from Rubbery: ablu, if you want to help/take over, just do so, no need to tell me Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, Paku/ablu2, Me, and Alt (with sword, vest, and an imitation of the hat Link typically wears and he has a max of 70 hp). Immune to mandates and internet memes (in ablu2's honor), in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is all prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. the wall takes 20% less damage Dead: Near Dead/other: alt Stage: On a remote planet called Tartarus, all of mankind is there. Several clones of knight_34 are defending the wall, and 1 clone of alt...
I call out Cerberus (7k hp, 140 attack) and get him to attack the walls.
I clone 10000000000000 of the most strongest men in the universe, paying them all 1000000 money to attack the wall. Also, I transport all the people defending the brick wall to face their nightmare.
Failure so epic I don't need to explain it.
I slay Cerberus and take his heart container, then make a shield out of WBN to go with my sword and armor.
Not so fast, end result of the battle:
Alt: 10 hp, ran out of healing items, several clones dead. cerberus, dead
heart conatainer grabbed, alt max hp=70 current hp=20
