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Klaushouse
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So, here's my story:

Just to clear things up, it was in west Montreal where I was born and raised. I spent most of my days on the playground, I like to chill out max, relax and all that cool stuff, my favorite was playing b-ball. Outside of my school naturally. But one day there were these guys, they were up to no good I could tell. They started making trouble in my neighborhood right, so I got in a little fight with them. JUST ONE little fight, and my mom got scared. She said I am moving in with my aunt and uncle who live in Toronto.

So I pleaded and beg for days, but to no avail. She packed my bags, gave me a kiss and a ticket. So I said whatever, put a walk-man on, said said "might as well kick it". So I was going first class, this was tight! Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass and stuff, if this is how people in Toronto live like, I thought that this might be alright. But from what I heard Toronto was all prissy with wine and that stuff, do they think this is a good place for a cool cat like me? Might as well wait till I get there right, so I hope they are prepared for the new prince of Toronto!

So I finally arrived and this guy had a sign with my name out, looked like a cop.I just got here and cops already arresting me? No thanks, so like lightning, I disappeared. So I called this call and it was really funky, had dice in the mirror and the license plate said, of all things, fresh. This cab was quite rare, but I brushed the idea off and told him to head for Toronto! So I finally arrive, it was around 7 or 8, looked at this kingdom. I was finally there! To sit on my throne, as the prince of Toronto.


The End.

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Lige
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ummm why did you think that you were getting arrested? was the fight with those guys bad? did you like smash some dudes face into the pavement?

masta_cheef
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I see what you did there! It sounds just like the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song.

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l373/rmrking/ChuckNorrisApproved.jpg

CaHuTaP
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nice story

P.S.

when you said that it was a little fight, did you mean that before they started to hit you you pulled out your AK-47 & kill them all?

Klaushouse
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I see what you did there! It sounds just like the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song.



What's that...
Glad you caught on. *high five*
Lige
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I see what you did there! It sounds just like the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song.


wait does that mean none of this happened?
Pazx
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um, good story? I can say much more...

*epic fail* ooops, spammy post... ugh

Pazx
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sorry for double post but I meant to say I can't say much more. very different meanings...

*another epic word fail*

MJMinty
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Pretty good story I have to say it was quite intresting too.

Owen135731
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its good, pretty interesting

Kingy
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Now thats an intresting story.Did this really happen or is it made up?

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Great story Klaus but is this from a book, your head or is it true and it would have to be 9/10.

Klaushouse
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ROFL! How could no one get this.

This is the theme song of prince of bel air, turned into a story. It's a joke. It's meant to pretend to be real but it's fake, cause when I tell this to groups of people, a lot are like wow thats so cool! While others are laughing in secret cause the others don't get the blatant lyrics from prince of bel air. Check it out on youtube.

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Lol klaus. It's all these little kids. Fresh prince of bel air was way before their time. XD and they don't watch nick at nite, cuz i think they still play re-runs.

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