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Hide in a cave with a lifetime supply of food in it.

I would settle our differences over a nice chili cheeseburger and some muffins. then we would get in their space ship, and together we would play a nice game of "Destroy the Planet"

I would try to make peace with them, and if that didn't work I guess would try to overthrow them.

i would commit suicide. then they would all leave and i'd have died for nothing! =P

i will just call chuck norris..easy.done over.

id eat them... id say they should taste like chicken

i'd kill them with my new karate moves
but this is a thing that will never happen

i would tell them about cokane and beer and drugs get them high and drunk!o.0 wow i feel fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Well, I don't think showing them Halo would be a good thing...

the whole story is killing aliens...

not really its about killing the prophets cause they want to blow us up!

i would invite the alien over for tea and krummpets

i would start a war (if they are evil) and if they are nice i would be nice back

Run its the only way to stay alive!!

Omg.

Why in the world do people keep resurrecting old topics?

try to gain their trust, rule with them, then backstab them, defeat them with their own weapons, and rule.