ForumsThe TavernRANDOOM QUESTION OF THE WEEK #5

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TheWarTank33
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It's that glorious time of the week again! The day we all know and love! (you say: IT'S FRIDAY!) YEP! IT'S FRIDAY WHICH MEANS A NEW RQOTW!

Here's this week's randoom situation/question:

Due to Global warming, the oceans are rising, lowlands are flooding, etc... Recently a boat filled with many radioactive materials was struck by a whale. The boat sank, the materials spilled into the ocean, and all of the sea creatures rapidly evolved into ridiculously inteligent creatures. All of the creatures want to take over the world and put an end to life on land. They are immune to oil and gasoline. They also know how to fight better than Chuck Norris, Jet Lee, and Jackie Chan combined. *Uh Oh*
You and 3,000 other people get together on mount everest to escape the floods and creatures...you are the only survivors.
What do you do?

Supplies:
about 100 AK-47s
4 tanks
a submarine
food for three months
water for four months
7 wrecked ships
a lot of tools
12,000 gallons of gasoline
an old samurai sword
a bible
a can of tennis balls.

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GreatestSoloEver
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For one NOTHING FIGHTS BETTER THAN CHUCK NORRIS!!!
And,I would let him kill them.

Zombielord
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If a chicken had lips could it whistle

hycb09
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[quote]I'm not intolerant; I'm a non-believer of using substances that worsen function.
xD

dont worry man a phatty would only improve everything
mary isnt a drug its just a plant
drugs you gotta do stuff to make em affect you
you gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up... i dont know the recipe im just saying

hycb09
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[quote]I'm not intolerant; I'm a non-believer of using substances that worsen function.
xD

dont worry man a phatty would only improve everything
mary isnt a drug its just a plant
drugs you gotta do stuff to make em affect you
you gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up... i dont know the recipe im just saying

hycb09
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[quote]I'm not intolerant; I'm a non-believer of using substances that worsen function.
xD

dont worry man a phatty would only improve everything
mary isnt a drug its just a plant
drugs you gotta do stuff to make em affect you
you gotta add baking soda, water, stir it up... i dont know the recipe im just saying

hycb09
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^^^^
very very sorry bout that my mouse is broken

seven_11
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put most of my survivors to rebuilding the ships then the rest to gaurding us.
also hold religous services every few days
and get to everest and all people who go insane, fataly sick, fataly wounded will be killed once there i will start farming some how...

GreatestSoloEver
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Well,this should be locked up

colby_227
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ak-47 to shoot the creatures. Tennis balls to throw in their eyes. :P A tank is always helpful to blow things up.
Well a book with thousands of pages will really hurt in your nose. :P Samurai sword is great to slash through things.
The submarine, that will be used to crash through the creatures then to escape through the water.
So after all that is done, we would probably all die.

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pretend you are play fetch and throw the food you have and when the creature runs, you run for your LIFE!!!!!!!!

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