If you go to bed with an itchy butt, you wake up with a smelly finger. I have no idea what this is supposed to mean, but my 7th grade English teacher said it a lot.
"And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were a kid, and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves, so you say 'Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now, and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine, and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat,' but then you don't know where to find a porcupine, so you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet, and you say 'Guess what world?' you've got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint"
