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TheWarTank33
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Some of you are probably thinking that you're going insane...and now your checking your calendar to make sure that it IS Wednesday and not Friday...
GOOD NEWS! Yes it is Wednesday, No you didn't sleep for 2 days.
I won't be here this Friday...or tomorrow so I'm posting it early...
here's this weeks randoom situation/question *ahem*:

Heaven has come to Earth! A inventor finally invented something that actually works...IT MAKES FOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY! Everyone is happy...for a while, until they realize that the dude forgot to make an 'off' switch and now you're stuck with food raining from the sky. It gets annoying(and fatal) to constantly have cakes, turkey legs, or a jar of hard candy to fall on your head while you're walking to work. And then of courase there's the occasional blizzard which means LOTS of icecream.

The world soon plundges into chaos, and everyone turns to you(all the major leaders got killed when a McDonalds landed) to solve this catastrophy(or at least come up with some way to live with it...
WHAT DO YOU DO!?

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No help for you here...

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You can't do nothing...

*gets knocked out by a can of peas*

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MasterXatu
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I live with it...
It's simple as that.

TheWarTank33
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MasterXatu...I'm never going to vote for you to be president/mayor/governer/congressman.

MasterXatu
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I don't live in USA, you should know who I am...

Pazx
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Well firetail, do you actually say where you live?

anyways I would go find the machine, and switch the batteries around (after collecting a good supply of pizza). Switching batterys always works!

Zophia
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Well, if it's a machine, destroying it somehow or cutting off it's energy supply should be enough...
So yeah?
Otherwise find a way of inventing a shield that can disintegrate the falling food!
... But I'm leaning more towards destructing the machine.

GreatestSoloEver
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I would get a big line of fat kids.....

Xzeno
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destructing
This quote is for dyrnwyn.
Destroying, by the way.
I second the attemt to destroy the machine, with nukes if necessary.
Zophia
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Oops... Grammar fail on my part. Happens rarely, feel free to mock me. XP I think I was thinking 'the destruction of the machine' while attempting to write 'destroying the machine'... Bad blend.

Btw Xzeno, it's off topic, but what is dyrnwyn?

Xzeno
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My friend.
I am lax about grammar on AG, mostly because you people write like the guy who wrote Eragon.

choazmachine
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Nice, it is called the wonderful Aim! Abbreviations, shortcuts, laziness. That is the world

Gfitz07
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build an off switch

Zophia
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My friend.
I am lax about grammar on AG, mostly because you people write like the guy who wrote Eragon.

Oh, fair enough.
I should read Eragon sometime, just to understand that reference... I'm usually rather careful with my grammar and spelling, but occasionally I just fail.
thoadthetoad
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I make a robotic monkey to make giant robot giant mouthed monster things to eat all of the falling food, put it in a compartment, then world hunger is saved.

Nater
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wear a helmet simple as that shields you from the food thats falling or you could have an umbrella

Xzeno
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Oh, fair enough.
I should read Eragon sometime, just to understand that reference... I'm usually rather careful with my grammar and spelling, but occasionally I just fail.

What I mean to say is: He can't write. His second book is called Eldest even though he meant elder, as there were only two brothers... Epic Fail.
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