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Mine:
John McCain
he once flew a plane (six)
into a plain because
he is insane
FIN.

oh and if you look really hard, my poem turns into a plane

Nice one man! Good job! He's one:

John McCain is very very insane
He ate a candycane
while on his airplane
...
He also ate his old man cane
but then had some serious old man pain.

LOLS!!!!

Governor Palin is really something,
If she gets VP when she knows nothing;
It's all part of their secret plan,
To recruit members for their cabinet from Iran;
Then the whole world will be coughing

im confused does this belong here or in the poetry part? lol

Ahh, there lies the half-and-half thread, doesn't it? Who cares, we get to make fun of candidates here ^_^

WTF, these are really stupid, but e like 'em

I'm a McCain supporter.

It's a rap =0

Yo BARRACK OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Still lives with his mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Because he's a bloke
And he has bad karmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

For voting for gay rights
And pulling troops from Iraq
Tis world's on the wrong flight
And it ain't coming back
CUZ OF BARRACCCCCK OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

Some random chick: Yo Obama you suck
Obama:Babe why you like that
The same random chick:Boy you have so many crappy policies they make you look fat
Obama:Honey no i don't, i just want to please
Chick:Jerk you shadin the truth, more than freakin trees
Obama:Well i see you have exposed, i thought i was home free
Chick:Were to smart for that, you thought you were home free, but wittle ole Obama can't fool a girl like me

BARRRACCCCCCCKKKKKK OBAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAAA

Oooooo by the way, i'm making me thing copyright.

it's amazing

McCain has melanoma,
Which will send him into an eternal coma;
Palin will certainly be pleased,
Her leading will be such a cruel tease;
She will end up tearing everyone's diploma

Um... And If you guys can come up with a McCain one, I will be happy, because I can't think Of one. DON"T SPAM

Oh hell no! That was really REALLY way too discusting and WAY too disturbing. PLUs I wasn't spamming up on top there. My message is 63 words long.... that is not SpAm!!!!!


But you didn't make that movie so... yeah it's unbeatable.but next time use your own material.

McCain is at McDonald's
with a llama named Obama
He deepfried the llama
which made it real crunchy
then he ate on a sauser named
Mr. Monkey!

Lols ive seen that before and yes, it is unbeatable =D



Heres one:

I HATE OBAMA
HE REALLY SUCKS
YAAAAAAHHHHHHH

*Guitar Solo*

YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


XD

Wow, can you call this spam here? I think you can, see this is where you make poems about a president... not a ... what is that..

No it's not spam. because we are making works of art, and are posts are at least 7 words, so :P

That is right Ricador. And if you want to look for spam, join the spam-looker-forrers-club. This is not a place for members of that club. We just want to have fun. GAWD!! DON"T SPOIL IT BY TELLING US WE ARE SPAMMING


Brittney Spears and Palin
On the Cristmas Tree
Fell down on there butts
and really hurt their knees

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate Obama,
And so do you.

Derp, I can't write poems. That's the only thing I could think, but I'm an Obama supporter lol.