granted, but you have no ammo, and all ammo is somehow illegal so you have to get it on the street but the guy instead beats you up and steals all your cash. and your new pistol
I wish for 2 million pairs of jeans, so I never run out again!
*floating in magic bubble with Sword of Supremecy* Wish granted, but you shoot yourself.
I wish for Permanent Invincibility, so no physical or mental attacks can harm me, also that I cannot be affected by the negative outcomes of a wish, also that slliM was revived but still has the bullet from the sniper rifle in his head. (BOOYAH!)