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I fix your fluffernutter and beat you up with it :P

I wish Balerion would be my best friend foweva :P

Awww. He is, but dies 3 minutes later.

*drools on the floor*

I wish he was back to life >

i wish americans werent stupid as they are now xP

yes,they are now holding clubs and killing each other

i wish for a few million US bucks

The deer trample you to death.

I wish Smokey the Bear caught on fire after flicking a cigarrete into the forest.

yes it did,but what could it do?it was smokey due to your mustard gas like fart...

i wish my com was actually one of the many high tech computer that talks to you when you talk to it,the ones elmo has

Granted,

It is but every time you talk to it, it insults you and you become clinicaly depressed and are put on suicide watch.

I wish i was a genie.

You are, but no one ever finds you.

I wish I could see a unicorn.

You do, but you have to keep buying drugs..

I wish I could destory anyone I wanted..

You can, but you decide to destroy yourself!

I wish i was a venus flytrap.

You can but your rooted in the artic where there are no bugs

I wish I was immortal..

Granted, but you grow so old you can't do anything and turn into a grasshopper.

I wish I had an AlienWare computer that never got viruses or blew up. =)

granted, but you loose your computer

i wish i had a parachute

Granted but when you open the chute a fruit-roll-up comes out.

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.