Wish Fail you get captured by a psycho. He wants 500 million from your parents. Your parents don't have the money, so you die. Your parents then yell: 'Finally!' and have a party.
I wish that the next poster will NOT post a wish which asks what the poster after him wouldn't do in WORDS OR EMOTIONS ONLY, AFTER a very dramatic situation in which he lives, but all his friends and family get killed horribly, painfully by some kind of idiot.
(Since you would have to do about the opposite of what i said, you're forced to only remove the 'NOT' at the beginning, and since this wish also says '...What the poster after him WOULDN'T do', the poster after that is also forced to answer. As long as people cheat i will keep repeating my wish. I'm so evil. If you find a leak, I'll close it and try again.)
Oh and that poster after the poster after me would then also have to say what he would do in REAL LIFE then. This is not a wish by the way so you can't deny it.