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Granted but your reward is dog poop.

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but when you were climbing up a stair the pencil fell down beyond reach.


I wish technology were more advanced

It is but you don't know how to use it.

I wish for a rubber chicken.

Granted, but a terrorist cuts the chicken open and suffocates you with the newly-made chicken asphyxiator.

I wish for a million wishes.

They are never granted.

I wish that my next wish won't be corrupted.

now where is your next wish?oh never mind,i wont grant them anyway

i wish for one of those lightning bolts zeus has in his hands

Granted, But the lightning bolt malfunctions and explodes in your face.

I wish for a new computer.

It has every virus known to man. Yes even biological ones. Hence you die.

I wish for mithril armor.

MITHRIL IS POISONOUS TO YOU!!!

i wish for a spider

It bites you and your flesh rots away.

I wish for a cloud to follow playaholic raining on him wherever he goes.

Granted but you follow playaholic everywhere he goes as well

I wish my name was firewing

Granted but you turn into a firewing.

I wish for can of tuna.

The tune was made from a shark and he is still alive......and hes hungry

I wish I was a pony :P

granted, its plastic and about two in.s off the ground

i wish i had a new computer

Deja vu.

It has every virus known to man. Yes even biological ones. Hence you die.