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your cola explodes.

i wish i had a talking bonehead.

A stubborn moron walks up and starts talking to you and NEVER shuts up..

I wish I had a kitten.

The kitten has kitty AIDS and is also hemopheliac.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

the kitten is fuzzy mc fluffenstein and kills you

I wish i had a good PC

You are told that there's no such thing as a good "PC". And you must now get a Mac. Faced with this dissapointment, your hopes in Windows fails, and you commit horrible, virus-filled suicide.

I wish that rap music nowadays wasn't completely suckish.

Granted, but it is half-suckish.

That made no sense.

Since nobody corrupted this wish, I wish for a chinchilla.

You get a dead chinchilla infested with miniature rats, covered in miniature lice.

I wish that my laptop could run oblivion, rather than the game continuing to be retarded.

You can run oblivion, but you no longer have internet.

I wish I didn't care if someone corrupted this wish.

Granted, but you drop out of school for some reason!


I wish I had a better day today...

Granted. But I ruined your next day.

Granted....wait, fail.

I wish I was omnipotent

it turns out 2 be a "rip off" from ebay

i wish my dog whould never die and stay the same

Granted. But you have to give him away.

I wish I could own a cruise ship.

You do, but its an exact version of the Titanic and wrecks killing you and most of the cruisers.
I wish for a new benz.

Granted, but your chauffeur steals it and drives it over you (This was a bit sadistic).