granted, you are now a golden statue of a king, doomed to forever sit in somebody's garden, next to a dumb looking gnome.
I wish for Thanksgiving dinner never to end, and I never get full, and food just keeps on coming, plus I never get fat and cannot eat too much.(this is not for un-corruptibility, this is what I really want)
But you abused your influence and set off a chain reaction that gets you killed by an angry mob. You remember someone saying "With great power comes great responsibility"lol