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ninjad lol

contentment is granted, until you realize it was just a wish and therefore you cannot reach the full extent of nirvana.

I wish i had a third PEN15

Granted but it explodes from an overdose of uranium terrorists put in it.

I wish I had some root beer.

sadly, it comes from the root of a poisonous plant, AKA the wrong one. You die.

I wish i had my own nuke...
*WAIT* That's an invitation to say it blows me up. please think of something original.

Granted but when you tried to blow up a city, it failed to blow up and the army and swat that were surrounding you sjot you.

dammit, good one. so whats your wish

Because nobody made a wish:

I wish I was the awesomest person in the WORLD. And that awesomest is a word!

granted, but your nice little wish granting fairys got confused becuase you made two requests, and becuase they are morons, they granted you an apple *DV comes and eat apple, was that yours?*

I wish I had some honey to put this apple in (don't write its posionous, post something original)

you spilled the honey. fooey.

I wish that someone will corrupt this with an original post. (HA!)

you spilled the honey. fooey.(NOT ORIGINAL HA!)

I wish that someone will corrupt this with an original post. (HA!)

copycat.

Wish granted but I killed you before you were able to see it.

I wish people like emanfman didn't spam.

that was already granted...

I wish people understood that he stole my post.

granted but they don't care

I wish people would stop complaining

granted, but only for two minutes.

I wish there was better forum rpgs here.
(locked is an unacceptable corruption)