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Granted but its the better for china's nuclear warfare

i wish i had a unicorn horn so i could stab james woods with it

you get it, but because you had to kill a unicorn to get it, (which is horrible and bad luck) you DIE!!

and sonicheroes, one time i wished to fall off a cliff, and the guy corrupted it for the better by not letting me die.

i wish for a sandal.

Granted, but it was made out of ice so it melted.
I wish I had a platypus.

granted, but it's actually a secret agent and it kills you for finding out it's secret.

i wish for a cheese.

Granted, but it's that one type of cheese you're allergic to and you eat it and die.

I wish I had a book.

granted, but thats the only thing you can ever read again, and it's a bad book, and you are forced to read it over and over again. also, you can't read any poster or sign, so you get a lot of speeding tickets.

i wish for a living car.

Wish granted, but every page is torn out.

I wish I could go faster than the speed of light

@Thaboss

Granted, but because it is living it's evil and runs you over.

@Evanpunked

Granted, but you hit a wall and die.

Oops forgot one.

I wish for a pencil sharpener.

Sorry for DP.

Granted, but it comes alive and sharpens your fingers off.
I wish I had a cracker.

granted, but its the kind of cracker that "cracks" your head open.

i wish for a speaker.

Granted, you get him

I wish fr a burrito

granted. nothing special happens then 3 seconds later, you explode. (burrito bomb anyone?)

i wish i was a dragon.

granted but 10 million knights kill you and use your scales as scrubbers.

i want a taco

granted. you drop it while you are walking your seat.

I wish for a library full of books.