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Jim Raynor: granted, but he mortally wounds you and you die 1 second after he dies.
Rick: i wish for a new computer

Naruto: Granted!. what's a computer? well it gets blown up by a paper bomb, whatever it is.

Naruto again: I WISH TO BE HOKAGE!

granted... I guess he dies? I have no idea whats okage...



I wish sonic would post on wanderer

i did. check.

i wish idiots wouldn't post and make my post un noticable.

granted but now your being stalked
i wish sonic would post on d&d forum

Granted,but mods ban him for 1 word posts.

I wish the zombie apocalypse happened and I was bitten and turned into a zombie w/ the entire world.

The world get hit by a meteor and you all die.

I wish i had my own planet.

Granted, but your planet explodes after a collision with a meteor that fragmented from the world that was destroyed shortly after a zombie apocalypse happened.

I wish for an even larger chain reaction!

granted. you die to continue the reaction.

i wish people would be... how should i put this... less like a teme to strange things. (aka new things.)

It seems to be rather impossible to corrupt or grant a wish one does not understand fully. What do you mean by teme?

... how can i put this... teme basically means jerk in japanese.

Granted, but everyone is now ridiculously open to new things. Some try a tasty looking poison, others decide see how sharp that knife is.

I wish I was a moderator.

granted. you get to be a moderator on a site that's dead.

i wish for idiots to go away.

Granted, they are now line-dancing forever in your head due to all the guilt from the billions that died the instant your wish was granted. And also, you can't sleep.

I wish for powers of magnetism.

Granted, but you are flung out into space because of a comet out of iron.