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Granted, but the day is over.

I wish tomorrow would be better than today.

granted but the day after tomorrow was a terrible movie

i want a pony like the original

granted but you got banned for copying i wish for someone to wish for somthing

granted i wish you get baned

Granted, but the ban only lasts for 10 seconds.
I wish for a zombie as a pet!

Granted, but your zombie loves you too much and you get scared and murder it out of fear.

:P

I wish all newbies were as intelligent as the one who posted right above my post.

Granted, but I become incredibly stupid just before it's granted.

I wish I had Freddy (my zombie) back!

Granted, but now all the oldies are retarded.

I wish for a mummified banana!

@Subject

Granted, but he now hates you and he kills you. Then he eats your brain.

@Silver

Granted, but you mistake it for a real banana and attempt to eat it. You bite down too hard and it breaks all your teeth off.

I wish for a bottle of water.

Wish granted, but the bottle of water has a little egg enside. When you drink the water, the egg hatches. A little creature is now in your body. In 3 days, it will make it's way to your heart and eat it. Have fun.

I wish dogs could talk.

Granted. The only words they know are swear words.

I wish cats could talk.

granted, but now your cat is incessantly asking for you to feed it/wash it/pamper it in general

grahhhh!!! you forgot to wish!!!!!! curses upon you!!!!!!


i wish that rick073 had made a wish.

Granted, but it is the most stupid and annoying wish ever.

I wish the Strawberry Shortcake theme song would leave my head.

granted but you shoot yourself to do so.


i want a transformer thats a trashcan