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Ah!Ninja'ed!

Granted, but it corrupts you, too.

I wish for a utopia.

Granted, only you were the last obstacle to achieving that utopia, and well, it didn't end too well for you.

I wish someone would say something in this thread about someone who hasn't posted in this thread.

Granted, but the one saying something in this thread about someone who hasn't posted in this thread does so verbally, typing nothing. Thus, noone gets the message.

I wish for a tissue.

Granted, but is all soggy and gross.

I wish for my computer to stop lagging on Exit Path.

Granted, but your computer becomes so powerful that it questions its users motives and goes all terminator.

I wish that it wasn't so cold.

Granted,so a massive heat wave strikes,thus destoying 1/4 of the world's population.

I wish I had every single video game I ever wanted.(about 7)

Granted, but they all turn out to be fun up to the point that you get them.

I wish for the new Pokemon game to be out already!(Lol, geeky wish. -_-)

Granted, but it proves to be far below your expectations.

I wish for a miracle.

Granted, and the miracle is that the orange you have isn't too spoiled even though it is past it's expiration date! It is a little mushy, however.

I wish for My Little Ponies to roam the streets and make everything glorious!

Granted, but it's always sunny with rainbows and no one gets any sleep because of the insipid singing of the My Little Ponies theme.

I wish I had the right set of Torx screwdrivers right now.

Granted, but all of a sudden you cannot remember what you wanted them for or even how to use them.

I wish for three wishes.

Granted, but you dont know what to wish

i wish a pizza

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish for some toothpaste.

Granted, it's got ants all over it and on the inside too.

I wish watermelons were bite size.

Granted, but then you choke on one.

I wish for a keyboard better than the one I'm currently using.