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Granted, but the washing machine was actually and evil transformer that kills you with no mercy

I wish for a robot that obeys to all commands

Granted, but it kills you as soon as your sister asks it to.

I wish for a tasty bar of chocolate.

Granted, but the chocolate was full of uranium and you die from cancern

I wish for something that will not be able to hurt me or my feelings

Granted, you get a piece of cheese that smells awful but would not be harmful to your health if consumed.

I wish for enhanced vision.

Granted but you realise that you are blind...

I wish for my own planet

Granted, but it is so big it puts Earth out of its orbit and away from the sun, eventually making it collide with a bigger planet.

I wish for a pleasant, short dream.

Granded,After the dream you wake up and you understand that you live in a nighmare and you commit suicide

I wish for a song

Granted, but it's of the music kind you hate AND its lyrics get stuck on your head. Permanently.

I wish for a little bottle of invisible ink.

granted, but when you need to write mail to the government he gets a blank letter and you get killed by a pony.

I wish i could invent antigravity

Granted, but someone else steals your invention, along with all the glory.

I wish for a microwave oven.

And the microwave explodes and kills your family


I wish for a clock

Granted, but it falls of the wall and breaks.

I wish for a lamp.

off the wall*

Granted but it is really old and as consequence it is self destroyed and burns your home