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granted but you think of so many that your head explodes(somehow)

i wish for nyan cat to stay forever

granted but he flew around earth so much our atmosphere fills with his rainbow and they all collapse on earth causing mass destruction and death

I wish for more wishes

Granted but it's only warm because it was rotting in a desert for a year.

I wish for hell to freeze over (my parents said they'd buy me a Camaro when that happens).

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Granted but you waste it on some Pringles.

I wish for hell to freeze over (my parents said they'd buy me a Camaro when that happens).

Granted, but heaven also sets on fire. (Nice job genius)

I wish I graduated from Harvard!

Granted but there are no jobs left (welcome to reality)

I wish for the goverment to die

granted but the U.S. rises up a new government as a communist super power after a period of anarchy

i wish for an assault rifle (genius right?)

Granted, but it assaults you. :P

I wish for a ray gun!

granted but since it a ray gun when you pick it up it burns off your hand

i want a chicken named pablo!

granted but little did you know that pablo is an evil chicken and used your house as an HQ to start his plot to take over the world so chickens become the dominant life form.

i wish i had a brand new pair of vans thats my shoe size

Granted, but you get shot. ;D

I wish for domination

granted but you get coup de tat'
I wish for a pencil

Granted but a wolf comes by and eats it.

I wish for a new working stereo

Granted but it is so loud that you "accidentally" smash it. :P

I wish for a whirlpool to erupt randomly in the small lake near my house.

granted but you get caught in it and eaten by the kraken

i wish for nail clippers