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granted it runs away


i wish i had a popsicle

granteed its actually an angry q=squid in disguise

i wish for a fairy to do my homework correctly and then disappear nonviolently

the fairy takes the homework with it

I wish to have unlimited wealth and immortality and the wealth is not stolen or useless.

Granted but the people revolt and you are jailed and tortured for all of eternity.

I wish that Lolcatia to be finally safe.

It becomes safe, but everything else in the universe suddenly becomes violent. guess who got the quest to fix it.


I wish for another llama, this one is invincible, loves me, and won't ever run away.

Granted, here is your invisable, loving, llama who won't ever run away. Oh wait, you said invincable, oops sorry about that...

I wish for peace... of cake.

The cakes all across the world make peace. unfortunately, they decide they are superior and start their 50 year reign of terror by eating you!!!

Your wish is granted,whatever it was.

I wish for A guy to wish the wish that I would have wished now if I haven't thought of this.

Granted turns out man had a gender change and was originally a female.


i wish for i was a master at exit path just like masterofexitpath

Granted but people end up calling you a hacker all the time and you can't get through more than one game without everyone rage quitting for ubber pwnage.

I wish for a grenade lawn chair.

granted the chair has the dangerous cakes sitting in it.

i wish for the fairy to fly away with all the previous requirements, plus not destroying my homework or taking it with it or hiring other things to take my homework.

Granted, but somehow the fairy falls into a volcano. Killing itself and destroying your belongings.

I wish my tongue always tasted like candy.

Granted but soon you face the Diabetes!

I wish I could kill some people from my black list!

granted but you get shot by a police officer

i wish i could watch land of the dead

Granted, but you get so scared you poop yourself.

I wish for a glass of pure, poisoned water.