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Granted, but you somehow manage to split every atom there is.

I wish to have the best handwriting ever.

Granted, so scientists kidnap you and take you to a creepy underground lab and start some genetics experiments!
And you know what will happen next!
Something goes wrong and they turn you into a very little green turtle who could only feast on cheese burgers and Zero coke!

I wish Turtelman1234 could escape from the lab!

Granted, he ignores you.

I wish for an ocean.

Granted, you drown.

I wish for the best computer in the world that cannot be stolen or broke.

One day, you receive a virus and get the blue screen of death.

I wish for something to wish for.

Granted, it explodes in your face

I wish for a PS3

Granted, but it's a chinese copy and it will be broken after an hour of playing! Then I will mock you! >

I wish Darkfire45 tries to beat me after I mock him!

Granted but he accidently burns himself with darkfire in the process.

I wish to know when Darkfire became so popular to put in wishes.

Granted, it's confidential.

I wish that Waldorf had a malfunctioning time machine.

He uses you as a test subject to test the time machine. You end up in the your 1337.

I wish to know what it was like in the year 1337.

Granted, it was a bear that gave you the hug!

I wish for Mindfack.

Granted, you are scarred by the experience for the rest of your life. I wish for

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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I that I currently know a real vampire.

Granted, it leads you to a rickroll site when you click it.

I wish to FIRE MAH LAZOR at the next person who posts.

Granted, but I wor my mirror armor and reflect your lazor!
Now you're a fried Darkfire!

I wish the button that TheFinalPhoenix mentioned, does exist!