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NO NOT GRANTED YOU DO NOT WANT WHAT WHAT IS NOT IN THE PIE TRUUUST ME

I really wish for a wallet

granted a whatever is not in the pie is in the wallet

i wish for knowing whats not in the pie

Fine. Granted. You get your first wish, for what is not in the pie.
He farts in your face, kicks you, then runs away laughing like a little girl.

I wish for a mall

Granted, but there was nothing in it, so you sell it to a realtor to turn it into the world's strangest apartment complex and you only get $5 out of the whole thing.

I wish my finger nails didn't grow longer than I want them so I don't have to cut them anymore.

The Mall gets bankrupt, because it's got bad (really bad) security and everyone just takes anything as they please.

I wish for an Alienware PC.

Granted, but it was stolen by a ninja.

I wish all dubstep artists were on iTunes.

Granted, but they are all on the new version and you fail to download it.

I wish for my own submit button.

Granted, but it was a delete button in disguise which slowly removed all your posts.

I wish for an amusement park in the sky.

Granted but it runs out of fuel and the superconducting electromagnetic stabilisers fail and it falls out of the sky. It gets destroyed on impact and you got sued for billions for causing so much collateral damage. I wish I had an XBox 360

Granted, but you get a red ring of death.

I wish i culd get rid of the WWE PG rating

granted,but then the electricity gets shut down permanently and you cant watch ever again.

i wish for a no one to grant my wish to have an icicle

Granted, but an icicle falls on your head.

I wish I could get whatever game i want, when I want it. The games work, I have a working system to play them on, and I have enough working controllers. And I have enough accessible food and water to survive.

Granted, but you get a red ring of death.

Granted but I failed to see the no one part and granted it anyway. Then you said that you didn't want it so I got pissed off and stabbed you in the heart. And I didn't get arrested because the icicle melted and the water went into your blood stream and there was no trace of a murder and I got away with it.

Granted

Granted but you die because no one granted my wish. *cries*

I wish I could get whatever game i want, when I want it. The games work, I have a working system to play them on, and I have enough working controllers. And I have enough accessible food and water to survive.