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granted, you are chopped in half vertically, and placed in two different rooms.

I wish school was less boring to me.

Granted, you know have to fight for you're right to live every second you're in there.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, It is a moldy sandwich.

I wish for a guitar.

granted, you get thousand different pieces of different destroyed guitars.

i wish to become a ninja.

Granted, it's a subway sub, filled with cyanide

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but you are forced to donate it to a charity and their single goal is to undermine your life.

I wish my laptop was fixed.

granted, but it was implanted with a virus that allows me to hack into it and steal all of your personal info. SORRY!!!

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early every morning.

granted, it's a horse-drawn carriage (tecnically a car).

I wish I had no life.

granted, but it turns out to be a soldier sandwich (let's see if you get it)

I wish for everything, and nothing.

Granted, the world ends because of your wish.

I wish that life wasn't so boring.

granted, it gets more boring.

i wish to live in a cartoon.

Granted, but the cartoon lives in you.

I wish For a cool hat.

Granted but the hat eats your brain

I wish for pie

granted, 3.14159265

I wish I was able to skip work today.

granted, now you must do thrice as much as you must do before.