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Granted, but the people who play take much longer to post each time because they have to come up with better, more creative responses.

I wish for the sacred sword Excalibur and the ability to wield it.

Granted, Exalibur's true form was an annoying littile creature who demanads you do his 1000 tasks before being his weilder. (soul eater ref)

I wish I was the ultimate assassin!

You Become an assassin who is in an unescapble jail prison with billion guards and your the only prisoner

I wish my wish would be a wish that is a wish that cant be corrupted

Granted, your uncorruptible wish is for your own death. Your body is found at the bottom of a massive canyon a week after this post.

I wish that I could have an uncorruptible wish for something that would not harm me or those around me in any way.

Granted, you wish for a pack of wolves, but they continously bother you and follow you everywhere which makes you pissed and so you suicide. The wish was still harmless, you brought this on yourself

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish without using the word "corrupt" in any way in their reply.

Granted, I change it for the worse instead.

I wish I had a portal gun.

Granted, you use it to steal a diamond so you make one on the grond and one above you so you push the diamond off the stand with your foot as it falls into the portal then comes out of the portal above. When you catch the diamond you realize how heavy it is and you fall down the portal. Then you come out of the portal in the ceiling but then fall back into the portal on the ground and it happens over and over again.

I wish for a blackberry pearl phone.

You get it, but then realize that it was meant to be given to a politician, and was actually rigged with explosives by an assassin. As soon as you make your first call your head is blown to pieces.

I wish I was invincible.

You get it but like all the invincibles you have a crack point and your crack point is using the toilet!
You go to WC and you're dead!

I wish for the gates and passages to the other worlds!

You get them...but the other worlds are full of terrible creatures that attack you the instant they see you

I wish for a dead turtle

Granted, it starts stinking up your house and you get rid of it.

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted...but it is a super computer whose mission is to keep your house unkempt

I wish to have malaria

Granted... BUT You have to suffer through it for all eternity!

I wish for a shotgun!

Granted, but it's a cursed antique shotgun. All owners comitted suicide with this.

I wish this thread gets on top again.

granted, this thread gets on top of mt. everest.

i wish this thread never dies.