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granted, you don't have a finger now.

I wish for a wish that wishes that this wish keeps wishing about a wish . . .

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted,you just lost your wish.

I wish I had a bag of chips.

Granted,you got a F from English.

I wish pang wasn't active.

Granted,your laptop is burning.

I wish I was an animal.

Granted. now a cat is sleeping on it cause its warm

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted, but you try to big of a spell and use up all your energy, killing yourself. (Inheritance cycle)

I wish I was a dragon rider.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted, now you sleep during the day...causing you to become a hermit with no friends

I wish people would cut it with crazy conspiracy theories

Granted,they are starting with crazy universe theories now.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted. It doesn't like you and kills you.

I wish everyone (apart from me and some others) DIES RIGHT NOW

Granted, but then the genie dies right at the time you said that and so nobody can grant your wish. A paradox ensues and this universe is removed.
I wish that whenever Jacen96 says ~~~Darth Caedus it changes to ~~~Derp Cheesus.

Granted,he's choking you know.Never offend the headless knight.

I wish I had a candy now.

Granted,you banned yourself.

I wish for a zen garden.

Granted, but crazy buddhist monks kill you for tresspassing.

I wish for a piece of junk.

~~~Darth Caedus

Granted. You die before you could eat all the things and- HANG ON! Jacen didn't say Derp Cheesus!
I wish for my own submarine, complete with twin cycle fusion reactor and leak proof.
Also, Jacen must say Derp Cheesus.

Granted,tooth fairy couldn't change your tooth for a coin,so she gave you a sleeping tea.

I wish for a castle.