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Granted, you can "sleep"... cuz you´re dead.

I wish i could fly.

Granted, but you fly to close to the sun and you wax wings melt. You fall to your death.

I wish paper cuts hurt less.

Granted, but as a result of not being able to feel the pain, you lose a lot more blood each time you get a paper cut.

I wish what became of those twins I met 9 years ago on this very date.

Granted, sadly there was a mistake in the spell that not only did it erase your mistakes but also erased you from AG history.

I wish for an idea for a forum game.

Granted, it is not good..at all

I wish for my phone to have the strength of a Nokia

Granted, it now is gigantic like from the 1980's

I wish for skill at Neon

Granted, but you got only one, but nevertheless very special skill... loosing.

I wish for a teddybear.

Granted. But it's gigantic and doesn't fit anywhere.. Ever

I wish for dragon wings.

Granted, but you fly so high that you can no longer breathe, and you lose control and plummet into a mountainside.

I wish I didn't have to pay for food.

Granted, but now you can't find any food.

I wish animals could talk

Granted, but they only speak rare dialects that you can't understand.

I wish I had diplomatic immunity.

Granted. You had it..now it is gone

I wish to never be surprised again

Granted, however, you always surprise yourself.

I wish for a guy named R2D21999 to have his name changed to R2G31989.

Granted, if you cant see it your computer is broken, buy a new one.

I wish for a tomatoe.

Granted, it's a tomatoe.

I wish for mommy.