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Granted, you drop out of school..and the best job you can find for the rest of your life pays very little

I wish I could stand

Granted, but now you can't sit or lie down.

I wish the news was more interesting.

Granted, but none of it is true

I wish I could eat

Granted, but you can only eat your phone.

I wish apples could be purple.

Granted, now we have yellow, red, green and purple apples but they're all for Steve Jobs, He'll sue you if you touch'em or buy'em or eat'em or even think about'em!

I wish Steve returns as a zombie and invents iBrainz.

Granted, but iBrains is an anti-vaccination that turns you into a zombie.

I wish people would say "Gantiqued" instead of "Granted" in this game.

Gantiqued, but only in this post.

I wish Salvidian hadn't wished that.

Granted, but now you can't make the wish you've just made, so it cancels itself out and Salvidian ends up making the same wish as though nothing happened.

I wish paradoxes corrected themselves.

Granted, but that doesn't mean time travel is possible yet.

I wish for more cowbell.

Granted, but the rhythm is just terrible

I wish for something coming in the air tonight

Granted, but it's a toxic gas.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but it's god-awful.

I wish I could swim fast.

Granted, but you get obsessed with speed so you won't take time for breathing and you'll drown.

I wish I won't hurt people!

Granted, but now people hurt you.

I wish I had a teddy bear.

Granted, but then you find out that he's the size of a normal bear and that it's alive and loves to murder people.

I wish that Sal's threads weren't a spam.