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Granted, but for everyone we unspam there is 1000 more

I wish AG would bring back ranks

Granted, but spam and corruption have once again become evident.

I wish had all the Quests.

Granted, but you didn't say who so... no one has all the Quests and anyone who did doesn't and can't, so they're all mad at you.

I wish spiced beef was more popular than spiced ham.

Granted, but then you forget that you saw it and you see it a second time.

I wish I could be done with high school now.

Granted but then collge kicks your a$$

I wish for a better computer.

Granted, but it comes with Windows 8.

I wish I had another poptart.

Granted, there you go, the special pooptart!

I wish I change my armatar to some new ones that recently are opened for me and they're a T-Rex, a rapture and some other dangerous dino.

Granted, but they comeback and eat ur "unicorn man" then eat you.

I wish for a Black Belt in every Martial art

Granted, but all you have to wear with them is brown shoes.

I wish I was more fabulous.

Granted, but now you get friendzoned instantly by every girl you meet.

I wish there were more Where's Waldo? books.

Granted, but they're so hard that nobody can find Waldo no matter how hard they try.

I wish Japanese food wasn't so expensive.

Granted, but the drop in price is caused by all rice being replaced with Styrofoam.

I wish I could eat clouds.

Granted, you're teleported back to WWI and they're clouds of mustard gas. Enjoy.

I wish for a quick death.

Granted, but it's the most painful event imaginable for how long it lasts.

I wish I wasn't so bored with everything.

Granted, but because of nothing being boring..you have no concept of what boring is...because of this, you have no concept of what an enjoyable experience is

I wish for my essays to be completed