You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted,but then the wish corrupted you!!(a bit of russian reversal)I wish I could fly!
Granted, the sun exploded while you were flying.I wish for a square tomato.
Granted, but you lose itI wish for a wish that wasn`t corrupted or granted
*Nothing Happens*I wish that I ruled the WORLD!!!Muahaha >
Granted but you get over thrownI wish that I am awesome
Granted, your so awesome that everybody hates you kills you in such a horrid way I cannot say it in the post.I wish that I had a square tomato and I couldn't lose it.
Granted but you decide to suddenly create a time machine. You accidently create a time paradox and you never get the square tomato.I wish that I am #1 in AG
Granted, but then AG's site is closed down for being too awesome.I wish I had 2 dollars.
I give you three! but gots 300% interest every sec.I wish for world domination using my ninja monkey army
granted, but then your army revolts and kills youI wish for a better internet connection
Granted, but it is so fast you get bored.I wish I was loved~
granted...........................(no comments)i wish for death
Granted,but you came back as a zombie.I wish I win the first place in mathematics competition on 9th of May.
Granted, but the other team come and beat you up.I wish for less fat and manboobs
Granted,but you get anorexia and die.I wish I had a cookie!
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