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It stings you like a bee.

I wish for nothing!

...and you get nothing...ever again

I wish for this post to be instantly converted into an ad

Granted, but the ad got converted into the post.(PS: Knight that was hilarious!)

I wish my computer chair wouldn't squeak when it moved.

the computer chair eats your lunch
i wish i had some lunch

granted but i eated it (yes you heard right)

i wish for a gold armet that fits me perfectly, cant be destroyed, rusted, blown up, stuck, dented, sliced, decimated completely or any kind of zaz.

Granted. But a thief stole it and sold it off.

I wish Mt. Everest was 20,000 m high, so that no human could ever scale it on foot.

granted but then a someone shrunk it with a shrinking beam

i wish i am darkness itself

Than you will be blind, and the lightning will kill you

I wish I could fly...(, I wish I could touch the sky...)

You go too high, the air gets thin, you fall to your death.

I wish I was loved.

Love hurts

I wish I could kick anyone's ass

You can, but Chuck Norris is faster and he Roundhouse kicks your a**

Love hurts

Then you will be depressed.

I wish Pazx could be happy now

That's almost as unlikely as Cenere genuinely laughing.

I wish I was loved.

Only lasts for a few days.

I wish I had less work to do

granted now you have less work but you have no idea what to do in your extra free time and get bored

i wish i rule the world