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Granted, nut you have a nightmare, so...

I wish that the weather was different from how it is now

Granted, but it starts hailing diamonds and raining hydrochloric acid.

I wish every holiday was on the same day.

Granted, then every holiday becomes a regular day which no one cares about.

I wish for world peace tomorrow.

Granted, but everyone gets bored and commits horrible crimes the next day.

I wish there was a parallel universe where everything was exactly the same as it is in this universe.

Granted, but they decide to take over our universe for more resources.

I wish you a Merry Christmas

Granted, but it doesn't lead to a happy new year.

I wish there was a bridge between China and Japan.

Granted, but because of the character similarities in the alphabet, there is a misunderstanding that leads to all out war

I Wish that I could win the poetry competition

Granted, but people falsely claim that you stole someone's work, so you aren't recognized as the winner.

I wish Christmas would come now.

Granted, but it's not that special.

I wish I enjoyed our Christmas celebration.

Granted, but you don't enjoy your New Year's celebration.

I wish the only thing to ever exist was red.

Granted, @red303 is the only person that has ever existed.

I wish for google.

granted, yahoo.

I wish that my hair was cut without a haircut.

Granted, all of your hair was burned off.

I wish for new well made boots.

Granted, but some one misread that, thought you said ill-made, and books, ad gave you hunger games.

I wish that the 30 second post thing would be gone.

Granted, though suddenly the forums turn into a disorganized ninja fest

I wish to never ever be ninja'd again.