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Granted, but you are plunged into an eternal slumber, in which today is perfectly simulated, until you fall asleep in your dream, at which point it begins again, in an endless cycle which you can never recover from...

I wish for ap to stop being so lazy and wake up.

Granted, but everyone else is lazy now

I wish that no one was lazy

Granted, but that tree just suddenly feels like taking a nice nap... It woke up after a few millennia.

I wish for the ability to teleport to wherever I want.

Granted, but you teleported to a volcano by mistake

I wish that the water from the sea had no salt at all

Granted, but all the poor fish can't get the salt that (I think might possibly) is needed for their survival maybe.

I wish for the fish to not need salt!

Granted, but we need salt instead! D:

I wish that we had more salt!

Granted, but it reaches critical mass, becomes sentient, and rises up against humanity!

I wish for a box that will fill itself with any food I want when I close it. With an attached lid that will never come off and will always close when I will it to.

Granted, but all food that is created in the box is expired and moldy.

I wish for a million wishes.

Granted, but each wish is 1% more corrupted than the last one!

I wish for a bottle of water that auto-refills!

Granted, but the bottle will refill itself with reclaimed water due to the drought constraints.

I wish for a face that shaves itself!

Granted, but faces have terrible dexterity, and you always get cut.

I wish for a better beard.

to bad...

I wish for pimpcane to come

Granted, but it takes several years!

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

Granted, but your calendar went a week ahead and tomorrow still remains a Monday.
I wish that someone wishes me something.

Granted, but we will wish something that will make few difference

I wish that this wish was for akshobhya