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Granted, you died from laughing too much.

I wish someone's telephone is weird.

Granted, that someone is you. The phone will make everything you say seem incredibly rude and antagonistic.

I wish to die a warrior's death.

Granted, but the warrior is you, so you died.

I wish Last4Skull laughed about the post I made above.

Granted, but you never laugh anymore.

I wish to skip ahead in time.

Granted, but it is faulty if you use it 2 times.

I wish I was a meteorologist.

Granted, you now live on a meteor.

I wish for light.

Granted, but sleeping will be hard.

I wish for a great barbecue.

Granted, you have been barbecued and served with salad and bbq sauce.

I wish for a new game.

Granted, but that's the only game you can play.

I wish for a new table.

Granted, your post has been newly tabled.

I wish to be happy.

Granted but the other people are not happy anymore.

I wish for something amazing to happen.

Granted, But that "something amazing" is this wish being granted

I wish for my wish to be granted

Nope.

I wish for some better wishes.

Granted, but they don't come true.

I wish for everyone else except me and mr. to disappear for a day.

Granted, except I misread "day" as 5 centuries

I wish I can wish for more wishes