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Granted. You have to sacrifice someone daily in order to do so.

I wish to have more sacrificial rituals!

Granted, but you have to do this every minute.

I wish I had a new PC.

Granted, but you need to give up your phone forever.

I wish to laugh loudly again someday.

Granted, but you also talk loudly...

I wish I had earmuffs so my ears won't burst from Sai's noise.

Granted, but you can never take the muffs off.

I wish to be quieter when talking.

Granted, now I'm loud.

I wish both of us were quiet.

Granted, but now we can only talk to eachother. Nobody else can hear us.

I wish I wasn't sleepy right now.

Granted, now I'm sleepy.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

Granted, but now nobody is sleep and we're all lunatic maniacs.

I wish for tasty choco cake!

I'm gonna sleep...

Granted, a tasty choco cake is on your sleeping body.

I wish I could live in Alaska.

Granted, you arrive in nothing but a t-shirt and freeze to death.

I wish I was Chinese.

Granted, but you're doomed to only speak Chinese forever.

I wish for some smooth jazz.

Granted, but it's so smooth it's sexual harassment.

I wish for a deck of cards.

Granted. The cards are all blank.

I wish for a tasty spam sandwich.

Granted, but it keeps duplicating and will eventually fill the entire universe.

I wish for friends.