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i wish i had snow-ball firing RPG

ok you have a snowball thats on fire with a grenade in it

i wish the internet didnt explode

granted but you explode and your ability for wishing to be a gold king is not a part of you anymore.

i wish i could speak french

granted your mouth disapears and a french flag appears on it


I wish monkeys took over the world

granted they took over the world of pickles

i wish i ahd all the porn in the world

Granted! It was the wrong kind though.

I wish that i could have anything i wanted.

Granted! But the wish instantly dies.
I wish I was ugly.

Granted! But now you are so ugly no one wants to talk to you.

I wish I had a mansion overlooking the ocean with its own private ocean.

Granted! But suddenly a 1000 feet tsunami occurs and destroys the mansion including you!

I wish i had the cutest puppy in the world.

Granted! Your private icecaps melt and overflow your mansion.

I wish I was incredibly handsome.

Dang. Ninja'd.

Granted! The puppy may be cute, but it's also bloodthirsty.

Same wish as before.

Then I come, and your ugly. (By comparison.)


I want a cell phone.

granted now just have to figure out how to get it out of the cell in jail >:3

i wish i wish i was a fish an evil fish that is

Granted. In your attempt at world conquest, you are turned into sushi.

I wish I was colored blue.

granted you are blue but wahts that the blue kilers run RUN!!!

i wish i had a dollor