Wish granted but you cannot EVER EVER EVER EVER take a shower again (Okay that would be bad for me, i have to at least take one every day)
I wish that I could wish for a wish that cannot be wished unless the wish is wished to be wished, in which case the wish of the wish will be a non corrupted wish, which can only be wished for if i corrupt my own wish. (Yeah, you figure it out cause i don't even understand >_>
I wish for a dog, that jumps as high as a cat without lice, that comes from the forest which is in the western United States, which is in North America, which is part of America, which is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean, which is a very salty place that harbors seaweed that a dog eats.