Thesse are some really funny puns I have made and found post yours and lets see which is better
Did you hear of the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless
A will is a dead giveaway
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large