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hbgrantland
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Nomad

Thesse are some really funny puns I have made and found post yours and lets see which is better

Did you hear of the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless

A will is a dead giveaway

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

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kingryan
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Farmer

What about...

Plane crashed into graveyard. Hundreds dead.

KingRyan

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Jester

Haha these are pretty good!

Too bad I can't think of anything because my brain won't start up for another hour or so.

ubertuna
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Shepherd

Very punny guys :P But this belongs in Tavern, not here.

*thread moved*

Owen135731
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Peasant

lol this topic madwe me laugh :P

RKO
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Nomad

Did you hear the joke about the fart? It stinks.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

A skydiver landed in a a tree, now he is all sticky. lol

Kipdon
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Peasant

There's a kid who doesn't make sense, I guess he makes dollars.

Kipdon
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Peasant

How can doctors take so much stress?
Because they have a patients. (Patience)

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